I can show you the world.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
GET ME STARTED
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
That is horrifying.
If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.”
This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.
Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide.
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.
Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.
Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.
tahs 30 second guide for university freshmen
- its probably not really the best years of your life just go ahead and realize this
- you were probably the smartest kid in your high school. in college, every student was probably the smartest kid in their high school
- seriously dont ask to go to the bathroom in class
- seniors are generally very nice but they have also not slept in four years so if theyre chronically grumpy thats why (its nothing against you i promise)
- work study jobs and internships are Very Good IF YOU CAN MANAGE IT without giving yourself a nervous breakdown
- if not then dont do it because honestly having a full-scale anxiety attack in the middle of your shift in public isnt fun (speaking from experience)
- seriously try to get involved in some things, like for real im graduating soon and i have maybe?? two friends and its very disappointing
- memorize your class attendance policies and keep a running tally of your own absences
- there is zero shame in taking a mental health day (just don’t do it too often because as mentioned you should be keeping a tally of absences)
- failing a class is almost never the end of the world (coming from someone who has failed 4-5 classes total in university and yet didnt lose their scholarship and is still on track to graduate)
- do your goddamn homework, just sit down and do the fucking assignments, you have no idea what true stress is until youre stuck at the computer for six hours the night before the due date of a massive research paper that youve had three months to work on that you didnt write or even look at the assigned reading for like an idiot
- do not take caffeine pills for all-nighters do not just dont do it if you have to take in a bunch of caffeine to stay up then do it the old fashioned way with either soda or coffee. i cant tell you how many people i know who all have a friend or roommate who OD’d on caffeine and it’s literally always from caffeine pills
sometimes when I’ve had no sleep
and I have sleep-deprived epiphanies
I just need to tell people about things
and how I feel about them
I have many, many feelings about things
based off this post
gdi i really need to stop drawing them
you know i wish this could happen to me one day
Batman orders coffee.